top 5 discontinued grocery items

1. Waffle Crisp Cereal

UNparalleled in both taste AND adorable design, the saddest day of my life was when the world decided to take this cereal away from me.

it was tiny toasts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.  Simple Pleasures Lavender Vanilla Detergent

Simply the greatest detergent ever made.  I think you can only get it in the Fabric Softener now, but fuck that.  At one point in my life, people actually associated this smell with me.

never again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3.  Simply Ruby Red Grapefruit

Why get rid of this?  Why?  No, really give me ONE GOOD REASON.

THIS ISN’T EVEN IT!! I CAN’T EVEN FIND A PICTURE OF THE RUBY RED STUFF!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4.  Aquafresh (this kind.  the kind that stands up and is for grownups.  now they only make the stand-up bubblegum kids’ kind.  screw that.)

my teeth only loved this.

 

 

 

 

5. 

Vampire’s Secret Popsicles

I would write about this item, but this guy does it so much better.

nothing secret about this fucking gross thing. god i wish i could find some.

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