1. Waffle Crisp Cereal
UNparalleled in both taste AND adorable design, the saddest day of my life was when the world decided to take this cereal away from me.
2. Simple Pleasures Lavender Vanilla Detergent
Simply the greatest detergent ever made. I think you can only get it in the Fabric Softener now, but fuck that. At one point in my life, people actually associated this smell with me.
3. Simply Ruby Red Grapefruit
Why get rid of this? Why? No, really give me ONE GOOD REASON.
4. Aquafresh (this kind. the kind that stands up and is for grownups. now they only make the stand-up bubblegum kids’ kind. screw that.)
Vampire’s Secret Popsicles
I would write about this item, but this guy does it so much better.