1. Dollywood. I go every single year. Well, I try.
2. Snake & Jake’s Christmas Club Lounge in New Orleans. This is where, in ’95, I learned to drink.
3. Paul Green Forest Theater in Chapel Hill. When I was 11, I decided I would get married here. I thought it was that easy.
4. Eno State Rock Quarry. We cliffjump here, and slightly avoid drowning every time.
5. Bourgeois Pig in New York. I met Voltaire here. It is a fondue wine bar. What the fuck more does a bitch need? Melted cheese and hooch? Holy crap.
