My Top 5 Favorite Places

1. Dollywood. I go every single year. ‘Cept this one, because no one will go with me.

2. Snake & Jake’s Christmas Club Lounge in New Orleans. This is where, in ‘95, I learned to drink.

3. Paul Green Forest Theater in Chapel Hill. When I was 11, I decided I would get married here. I thought it was that easy.

4. Eno State Rock Quarry. We cliffjump here, and slightly avoid drowning every time.

5. Bourgeois Pig in New York. I met Voltaire here. It is a fondue wine bar. What the fuck more does a bitch need? Melted cheese and hooch? Holy crap.